i wish prodigious drunkenness and irish luck to all, even the un-irish
i have a shirt that says "i'm not irish, but you can kiss me anyway"
i was gonna wear it today, but then remembered i'm gonna be in the proximity of prepubescents
i didn't want them to take it literally
words of advice if you're gonna be near immaturity:
wear green (orange is also appropriate, but then you'd have to explain it),
or prepare to be pinched,
or get your bitch-slappin hand ready
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